I CAN COUNT ON MY UNCLE ROY FOR SMILES!
What, time to get up already?
You're kidding -- she said that?
Hmmmm, have you been eating onions?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bite your tail so hard; I was only teasing.
So I ran after the ball, then I chased a car, and then I went and got the paper;
hey, aren't you listening?
What, who, us? We were nowhere near the toilet paper roll. Not us, no way.
Don't worry about her saying you're fat; I loves ya jest the way you are.
Wait a minute, ain't I supposed to put mypaws over my eyes if you hide?
Here, I brought him back; next time he goes for a walk, you go get him.
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Hey Irvin, your ear weighs a ton and I'm stuck.
OK, on three, we all roll over.
He's mine, I caught him, you can't have him, he belongs to me, so there.
Actually Rex, I think it's your time to change the channel.
OK, I'll be the doughnut this time and you be the doughnut hole.
Don't worry, Larry, they'll have to come through me if they want to take you to the pound. 
Kelly's Uncle Roy in Chapman, KS
Every Dog Should Own a Cat!
You give up yet?
What, time to get up already?
You're kidding -- she said that?
Hmmmm, have you been eating onions?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bite your tail so hard; I was only teasing.
So I ran after the ball, then I chased a car, and then I went and got the paper;
hey, aren't you listening?
What, who, us? We were nowhere near the toilet paper roll. Not us, no way.
Don't worry about her saying you're fat; I loves ya jest the way you are.
Wait a minute, ain't I supposed to put mypaws over my eyes if you hide?
Here, I brought him back; next time he goes for a walk, you go get him.
z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z
Hey Irvin, your ear weighs a ton and I'm stuck.
OK, on three, we all roll over.
He's mine, I caught him, you can't have him, he belongs to me, so there.
Actually Rex, I think it's your time to change the channel.
OK, I'll be the doughnut this time and you be the doughnut hole.
Don't worry, Larry, they'll have to come through me if they want to take you to the pound.
I bet you have a smile on your face now!!!!!!!
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